Nudist Retreat Lover Gifts

End of season mosquito football trip

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Homeopathic trousers.

Au Naturel Restaurant

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'