Public Nudity Supporter T-Shirts

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Look! A streaker!

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Turtle nude painting.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'It's the new transparent government.'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

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'Am I next?'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

NO skinny dipping

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."