Soccer Humor Appreciator Gifts

Vuvuzela bin.

Funky Facts: Football.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Cat and mouse.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Where's my horse?'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Football Bomb

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Martina Hingis

FIFA scandal

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."