Soccer Comedy Lover Gifts

Animals playing football.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Funky Facts: Football.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Ref shows footballer green card.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Football Pudding

"Kill the third base umpire."

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'