Soccer Comedy Lover Mugs

Animals playing football.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Funky Facts: Football.

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Evolution

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."