Soccer Comic Lover Mugs

The Header

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football Accident.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football/Soccer bubbles

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Football

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football Delivery

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.