Soccer Comic Lover Pillows

The Header

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Centaur Forward

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football/Soccer bubbles

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Football Accident.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football

Football Delivery

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Evolution

Footballers - Niall Quinn