Soccer Comic Aficionado Pillows

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Centaur Forward

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Football

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Football Delivery

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Have we scored yet?"

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'