Soccer Comic Aficionado Gifts

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Football Accident.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Football Delivery

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Footballers - Niall Quinn

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'My dad's a soccer announcer.'

"Have we scored yet?"

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'