Sporting Comedy Lover Mugs

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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.