Soccer Humor Appreciator Pillows

Funky Facts: Football.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Where's my horse?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Football Bomb

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

FIFA scandal

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'