"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."
Smoke Tamer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a smoke tamer? Our collection offers witty and charming items that celebrate their cool, composed demeanor. Whether they’re a smoker, vaper, or just someone who loves a bit of smoky humor, find something that makes them smile and feel appreciated. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, our products are designed to add a touch of fun and personality to their daily routine.
Woman in need of an extractor fan.
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"
His New Grillfriend
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."
Burnt or Raw?
"You like yours well done, right?"
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
Need an elevated state of mind too!
"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."
'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'
I love Science.
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'
"Who like 'em well done?"
Dentist Training School.
Getting Rid of the Cure
Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...
"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."
Paper Trail
"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."
Childhood Screen Addict
Stop smoking,instantly.
'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'
"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."
'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'
"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"
"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."
Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot
"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."
Care to BBQ with genius inventor?
"Anybody know how make fire?"
Smoke Tamer Gifts Collection
Smoke Tamer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for smoke tamers. Perfect for daily use and adding humor to their ceramic collection.
Smoke Tamer Pillows
Add some humor and comfort with our smoke tamer pillows, perfect for cozy spaces and relaxed vibes.
Smoke Tamer Prints
Brighten their space with our exclusive prints celebrating the smoky lifestyle. Great for framing and gifting to smoke tamers.
Smoke Tamer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for smoke tamers. Stylish and fun, these tees let them wear their vibe with pride.