Smoke Tamer Mugs

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

His New Grillfriend

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I love Science.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Who like 'em well done?"

Dentist Training School.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Paper Trail

Childhood Screen Addict

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"