Smoke Tamer Pillows

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

His New Grillfriend

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I love Science.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Who like 'em well done?"

Dentist Training School.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Paper Trail

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Childhood Screen Addict

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

"Anybody know how make fire?"