Sky Fixer Gifts

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Cyber disease.

"Kick the machine"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Skyscrapers.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

Pearly Gates DIY.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'