Sky Fixer Prints

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Cyber disease.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Kick the machine"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Skyscrapers.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Pearly Gates DIY.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'