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Pearly Gates DIY.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Enlightened Cursing

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Kick the machine"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

Celestial reading lamp.

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."