Sight Correction Gifts

"Kevin got contacts."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Large print e-book.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'How did you train him so well?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

The Pessimetrist.

Childrens Eye Test

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Make sure they fit straight!'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Cyclops reading an eye chart

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Tour Bus

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Fly Eye Chart

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."