Sight Correction Mugs

"Kevin got contacts."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Large print e-book.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'How did you train him so well?'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

The Pessimetrist.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Childrens Eye Test

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Cyclops reading an eye chart

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Tour Bus

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Fly Eye Chart

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'