Vision Improvement Mugs

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'How do these glasses feel?'

Your Stronger Spectacles Are Ready At The Opticians!

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Large print e-book.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'It's Blurred.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Musical Eye Test

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

The Pessimetrist.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."