Focus Improvement Mugs

'How's expanding your attention span going?' 'Huh.'

Quit Staring Here, And Get Back To Work!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"It helps me stay focused."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I have to get this project finished."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Ruff! Ruff!

"This one is less distracting."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"