Focus Improvement T-Shirts

'How's expanding your attention span going?' 'Huh.'

Quit Staring Here, And Get Back To Work!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"It helps me stay focused."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I have to get this project finished."

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"This one is less distracting."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"