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"And is your day-to-day functioning affected by this inability to focus?"

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Yo! - try to stay focused."

'No, you didn't disturb me. I'm just writing the definitive history of distractions.'

ON (the point), OFF (the point).

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Eureka

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'