Vision Corrector Gifts

Contacts vs. Glasses

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'How did you train him so well?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

'Make sure they fit straight!'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

The seeing-eye cat.

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'Hmm, yes sir, I think we may need to review that quote that I gave you over the phone.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Telescope

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Fly Eye Chart

The importance of having your Is tested.

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."