Shakespeare Quoting Athletes Gifts

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Play on."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'To woof or not to woof...'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Go deep.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Football Violence

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Ham-Dram

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.