Shakespeare Quoting Athletes Pillows

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Pete Sampras

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Play on."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'To woof or not to woof...'

Football Violence

Ham-Dram

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Go deep.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.