Athletic Humor Seeker Gifts

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Pete Sampras

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Go deep.'

Hot dog.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

John Dryden

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Martina Hingis

"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

First Shot Discus Thrower

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'