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'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Go deep.'

Football Violence

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

John Dryden

"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

First Shot Discus Thrower

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

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