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'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'Death penalty'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'