Quoting Shakespeare Gifts

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Hard to follow...'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Play on."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Rutger Shower

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'To woof or not to woof...'