Sedentary Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

Ever notice how his eyes follow you across the room? I can't remember. It's been a long time since I've gone across the room.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The Sedentary Dead.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"It seems like everything these days is new and improved. . . except you."