Sedentary Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Born to be Mild.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The Sedentary Dead.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."