Sedentary Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

Bob found exercise very tiring so he decided not to do any.

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

The Environmentalist

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

Modern Childhood

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"It seems like everything these days is new and improved. . . except you."

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"