Sedentary Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

Bob found exercise very tiring so he decided not to do any.

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

The Environmentalist

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Modern Childhood

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport