Script Scholars Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of script scholars? Explore our range of clever and inspiring items designed to honor their passion for writing, storytelling, and creative expression. Perfect for anyone dedicated to the art of scripts and storytelling, these products bring a mix of wit, charm, and admiration right to their daily routine. Whether it’s for a student, a professional writer, or a literature lover, find something that resonates with the creative spark inside every script scholar.

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"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them." mockup

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork." mockup

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series." mockup

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?' mockup

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

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"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!" mockup

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

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Cleric with bible briefcase.

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff." mockup

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.' mockup

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny." mockup

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

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Hollywood producer.

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Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel. mockup

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!' mockup

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

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Hollywood producer.

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.' mockup

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

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"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay." mockup

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

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'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.' mockup

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

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"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old." mockup

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

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'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?' mockup

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

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"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts." mockup

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

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"Great money scenes!"

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Eugene Ionesco

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'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.' mockup

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

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Script Scholars Gifts Collection

Script Scholars Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for script scholars. Find witty, inspiring designs that make every coffee break a moment of creative motivation.

Script Scholars Pillows

Check out our pillows dedicated to script enthusiasts. Comfortable, whimsical designs to inspire and add personality to any space.

Script Scholars Prints

Shop our art prints for script lovers. Elegant and witty designs that inspire creativity and make a statement in any room.

Script Scholars T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for script scholars. Fun and clever designs that celebrate storytelling and writing, perfect for everyday wear or creative gatherings.