Script Skeptic Gifts

Finding a gift for the script skeptic? Celebrate their cleverness with our unique collection of humorous and thoughtful items. Perfect for those who love to question, critique, and keep things interesting with a dash of creative wit. These products make a fun addition to their desk, home, or wardrobe, reflecting their personality with a smart, playful edge.

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"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!" mockup

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

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'They all want to play the star.' mockup

'They all want to play the star.'

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?' mockup

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

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"I believe it was called 'cursive'." mockup

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

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'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.' mockup

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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Hollywood producer.

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'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!' mockup

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

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Eugene Ionesco

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"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts." mockup

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

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"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old." mockup

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

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"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?" mockup

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

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"He's left a suicide screenplay." mockup

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

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"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience... mockup

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

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"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

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"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!" mockup

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

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'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!' mockup

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

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'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.' mockup

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

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"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!" mockup

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

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Dear Diary

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Hollywood Think Tank

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"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel." mockup

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

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Scrip Doctor

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"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!" mockup

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

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"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!" mockup

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

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"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them." mockup

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

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Subtitles for the Stupid

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"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!" mockup

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

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Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me. mockup

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

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"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising." mockup

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

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Directors Chair and Others.

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Write a Screenplay

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Writer's Strike

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Script Skeptic Gifts Collection

Script Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and skeptical designs to make every coffee break a fun statement.

Script Skeptic Pillows

Discover playful pillows that bring humor and personality to any room, celebrating a love for clever skepticism.

Script Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints that showcase witty and creative designs, ideal for adding a touch of humor to their home or office.

Script Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts designed for the creatively skeptical – perfect for expressing their unique personality.