Script Skeptic Mugs

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

'They all want to play the star.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Hollywood producer.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Eugene Ionesco

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Dear Diary

Hollywood Think Tank

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Scrip Doctor

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Directors Chair and Others.

Write a Screenplay

Writer's Strike