School Report Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the school report humorist? Celebrate their creative wit with fun, clever products that bring humor and personality to the otherwise nerve-wracking report card moments. Our collection features lighthearted designs perfect for students or teachers who love a good laugh about academic adventures. Brighten their day with a quirky mug, t-shirt, or print that playfully comments on school life and report card antics. It's a gift that combines humor with a touch of personality, making the chilly report season a little more fun.

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'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.' mockup

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.' mockup

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

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"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?" mockup

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

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"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?" mockup

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

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"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!" mockup

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class). mockup

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners." mockup

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?" mockup

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

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'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.'' mockup

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

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'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.' mockup

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

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"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy." mockup

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

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'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.' mockup

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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"I'm the Class Clown fish."

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'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.' mockup

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor. mockup

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.' mockup

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.' mockup

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

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'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.' mockup

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

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"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!" mockup

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.' mockup

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

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'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.' mockup

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.' mockup

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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"I thought those D's meant dedicated!" mockup

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

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'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.' mockup

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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'It's in case I need a laugh track.' mockup

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

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School Report Humorist Gifts Collection

School Report Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the school report humorist—bring a smile to their mornings with cheeky designs and witty sayings.

School Report Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into their space with our playful pillows—ideal for anyone who enjoys a funny twist on school report themes.

School Report Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor—browse our funny prints inspired by school report antics and add personality to any classroom or study area.

School Report Humorist T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for your school report humorist—celebrating their love of comedy and school life with clever, playful designs.