School Systems Humorist Gifts

Looking for a way to add some levity to the world of education? Our school systems humorist collection offers witty and hilarious items that celebrate teachers, students, and the quirks of school life. Whether for a teacher’s lounge, a student’s room, or a gift for a school enthusiast, these items are sure to get some smiles and conversations going.

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"I know class sizes are being reduced, but I didn't think classroom sizes would be reduced too!"

"I know class sizes are being reduced, but I didn't think classroom sizes would be reduced too!" mockup

"I know class sizes are being reduced, but I didn't think classroom sizes would be reduced too!"

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?" mockup

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

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Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.' mockup

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

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"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?" mockup

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

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'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class). mockup

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

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"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!" mockup

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners." mockup

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

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'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.'' mockup

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

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'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.' mockup

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

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Math Teacher

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'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.' mockup

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy." mockup

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

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'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.' mockup

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

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Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor. mockup

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle. mockup

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

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'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.' mockup

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

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"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!" mockup

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.' mockup

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny." mockup

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

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"I thought those D's meant dedicated!" mockup

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

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"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student." mockup

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

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'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.' mockup

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

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'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.' mockup

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

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'People, get a half-life!'

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School Systems Humorist Gifts Collection

School Systems Humorist Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs celebrating the quirks and laughs of school systems—perfect for starting the day with a smile.

School Systems Humorist Pillows

Check out our playful pillows with school humor—add a dash of fun to any classroom or study space.

School Systems Humorist Prints

Browse educational humor prints that bring laughter and personality to your walls, perfect for classrooms or home study areas.

School Systems Humorist T-Shirts

Explore funny and witty school system t-shirts that make teaching and learning even more enjoyable.