Sausage Sizzler Gifts

Cook-In.

'Come and get it!'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'