Sausage Sizzler Pillows

Cook-In.

'Come and get it!'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Dog begging for a sausage

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Hot dog warmer

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.