Sausage Slicer Pillows

Cooks

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Sausage

Woman walking sausage dog.

A trio of local sausages.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"