Sausage Making Gifts

Sausage

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

A trio of local sausages.