Sausage Making T-Shirts

Sausage

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Bangers and Mash

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Hot dog warmer

Bed or breakfast.

Cooks

A trio of local sausages.

Woman walking sausage dog.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"