Sausage Gifts

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Balloon Sausages.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Wieners Sausages.

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

Sausage

A trio of local sausages.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"