Steak Sizzler Gifts

"Something smells goood!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'Come and get it!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Cow Gag Gifts

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'