Steak Savorer Gifts

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Cooked rare.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Cattle barons for world domination.

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Lean beef

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"