Steak Savorer Prints

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Oysters in June - delicious!

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Cooked rare.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Lean beef

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Cattle barons for world domination.

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

'I thought this was a steak house. Why is the decor for this restaurant pieces of cars and trucks?'