Sausage Sizzlers Gifts

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'