Sausage Sizzlers Prints

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Come and get it!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Dog begging for a sausage

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Bangers and Mash

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Hot dog warmer

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting